What is that noise? | The Adventures of Gus

Yesterday I found the best place to sleep in the house. It was amazing. So my sister as she calls her self, her bed is SO comfy. (except when she is in it, she is a kicker) So when she isn't home and she is at school I lounge on her bed most of the day. But at night she made me a little bed next to her bed to sleep on. When I am not ready to sleep I run back and forth through the house to annoy momma N because she said she had to sleep.

There was a moment in time that I thought the ceiling was going to fall on top of me. All of the sudden it started making this LOUD noise so I jumped up and ran away. 

There was nothing else special about today. My moms decided I needed another toy so they bought these golf ball sized rubber balls and well they are dumb. I just go steal the pieces of paper mom left lay on the table they are so much more interesting. 

I tried running out of the house when mom went to do laundry, after that she said tomorrow you are getting a shot. I don't know what she means by that but I am not excited. As soon as she said that word I told her no. I don't think she believes me. 

Momma N is always in my face, she wonders why I want to bite her nose off. I like that she is so lovey but sometimes I just need to bite her face off if she won't let me go. She is always like "gus, here gussy"  Momma J always tells her to hush, and to stop talking like a baby. I mean I am a cat I don't know what they are wanting from me anyway. 

Day two, with out a hitch! Next week I guess things are going to be crazy they are putting all these boxes around the house saying they are moving.  YIKES! 

Hello World I'm Gus!

My name is Gus, I am a cat. My human types this for me, because well she doesn't want to mess up her computer, and she says my spelling isn't the best.

Yesterday, I was adopted by this family that says they are my moms, I also have a sister she is adorable.

My Mom's are lesbians which I am not even sure what that means but it doesn't matter to me as long as my litter box is clean and they feed me.

I was stuck in a cage when they came to visit me. I basically told Momma N. that I should go home with her. She told me that they never had a cat before, when she said that I got a little scared. What if they didn't know that I needed a litter box or what my favorite food is.

They then asked a lady to put a tag on my cage. I couldn't see out of the cage then, I was a little mad because everyone that came in there ignored me and didn't play or pet me.

Then this tiny human came in and said is it this one? I was curious why they were pointing at me. So I came and sniffed her hand, along with the two people who were there in the morning before that stupid sign was hung in my way.

They then carried me into a room that smelled like dogs, oh it was so gross in there. I didn't know where to go it was just a huge tile room with three humans staring at me. It was a little freaky, then the lady that put the sign on my cage gave them a toy and it was like they knew I needed to relax and not be so scared so we played a game.

After this little game they asked a lady to put me back in my cage, so I went back there. I was so sad. I thought I would have a family. Then I saw my neighbor Coco come out of her cage. Why they took her I will never know, but then the lady took me back to that room with those three humans. I went and gave the tiny human a kiss. We played again and enjoyed some more time together. Then one of the humans went and put me back in the cage and the lady locked it once again. Again I grew sad and unsure of what was going to happen. About 30 minutes later they came and got me out, took me to a room and they put these plastic things on my claws. After these dumb plastic things were put on my claws Momma J grabbed me and said you are coming home with us, welcome to the family Gus. I just can't stop purring.

Seriously this purring thing is kinda fun, I have tried everything I could possibly think of though to get this dumb jingle bell off.

Yesterday I was a cat named Gus with out a family. Today I am Gus with a family of three, oh what adventures are there going to be?

What was that click you just did?